Welp. I'm off to train...

"KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs" (kusabisensei)
08/02/2013 at 16:00 • Filed to: Insanelopnik, Two Wheels Bad, Two Wheels Good

I'll let you guys know if I come back dead.

DISCUSSION (13)

TheOnelectronic > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
08/02/2013 at 16:01

That method is fuckin' bullshit.

I don't know what I'm doing wrong, but I can never get enough traction. My feet just slide out from under me, even on cement.

On another note, good luck with "training!"

Decay buys too many beaters > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
08/02/2013 at 16:03

Good skill to have, but unnecessary IMO. My bike weighs 550lb, I weigh 145 and I'm able to wrestle it back up using the handlebars.

I guess if you have a tourer its really good practice.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > TheOnelectronic
08/02/2013 at 16:05

I'll be sure to let everyone know if I end up dead.

The only thing in my favor is that I'm not a virgin when it comes to motorcycles. Just inexperienced.

GasolineLollipop > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
08/02/2013 at 16:10

Thats all wrong. Everybody knows you lift with your back. Quick jerking motions. You'll get a hernia if you lift with your legs.

PS9 > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
08/02/2013 at 16:20

Hope you don't have a blonde with a great rack who loves to splash water on her bra-less self because of the heat like I had when I went.

cloaked2005 > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
08/02/2013 at 16:28

you don't need that trick with a 385lb sport bike. Just lift it up, wussy man!

mauhahaahahahahhahah!!!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Decay buys too many beaters
08/02/2013 at 16:29

I think last I checked, an Ultra Classic was north of 900lb decked out. For some, this is a good idea. A very few some, but nonetheless.

Decay buys too many beaters > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/02/2013 at 16:31

Damn, talk about a bit of a weight problem.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > PS9
08/02/2013 at 16:34

Pics or it didn't happen.

Somebody had to be that guy.

PS9 > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
08/02/2013 at 16:44

This sounds counter-intuitive, but trust me; a pair of double Ds thinly veiled by a wet white cotton t-shirt (nipples erect of course) is the last thing you want out there with you while you try to pilot a motorcycle for the first time on a course full of mostly other guys piloting a motorcycle for the first time.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > PS9
08/02/2013 at 16:48

I really don't care about the motorcycles at all. Not even a little bit.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/03/2013 at 12:22

*cough*GL1800*cough*

Bubbles22 > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
08/03/2013 at 12:24

Learned this the day I bought my 700 pound bike - during my first ride in the dealer parking lot